Q:the sound comes on, but it doesn't suck anything up and the thingy underneath (dont know the technical term) doesn't turn. it's an old vacuum( a kerby). what's wrong with it. should i try to get this one fixed or just buy a new one. are there places that fix vacuum cleaners? thanks for any info.

Check to see if the drive belt is damaged or broke. That appears to be the problem. Normally just need a Phillips screwdriver.

Q:A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;, quot;I'mbroke!and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the doorand pushed it wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got adamned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity thismorning.quot;What part of broke do you not understand?

Nice one! A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis. The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list! He replies, Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it.

Q:Here is the thing I know ALL dry vacuums (bag or filtered) loose air flow and never loose suction. What I noticed with dyson is, the quot;never loose suctionis more a copy right than technology patent. Why any vacuum company cannot claim no lose off air flow? Which what does the cleaning, not suction. the little shark vacuum (shaped like a football) never looses suction too. So can you show me a vacuum that looses suction?

You're right. Vacuum cleaners don't lose suction due to general usage and failure to clean filters. The only way it could happen is if the cleaner in question has a malfunction which causes the fans to turn at a reduced velocity, if a seal has developed a leak, broken fan blades etc. So to answer your question... No I can't.

Q:It sounds a bit odd but I'm dead serious. Whenever I look at my vacuum I have a bizarre urge to make love to it. But the other day when I tried it really hurt when it suctioned my dick so I kind of want to stop, but for some reason no matter what I do my vacuum won't look any less sexy. What should I do?

Buy one that doesn't arouse you, or go see a hypnotist. Hypnotism is useful for getting rid of strong urges or addictions.

Q:everytime i vacuum i get the urge to stab somebody

lol, i hope nobody is near you while you using the vacuum. It does annoy me, i hate when something gets stuck inside and the sound gets worse!

Q:From a physics point of view of low and high pressure air

They blow dirt into the bag which then acts like a sieve, separating solid matter from gas. The vacuum creates a low pressure cell just in front of the nozzle by creating a high pressure cell inside the bag. There is more air inside the bag and less air just in front of the nozzle as the surrounding air.

Q:Are these vacuums really as great as people say they are? Are they really the best vacuums? I've always wondered about them, I may do the 30 day trial some day, but I'd like to find out more about them first.

I clean houses for a living. BIG houses.They are great. Even the little vacuum they give you for free is great. Try it you'll like it.

Q:I want to return this new Foreskin Bedazzler, but I'm embarrassed to ask where they bought it

personally I think its clothing, its either the wrong size color or style no matter how much thought you put into it, but Summer Rain is right on the money about vacuum cleaners too, I do not understand why anyone would buy one of those for a gift for anything other than a bridal shower or a housewarming party I think I would return your gift too, first off because I have no foreskin and second because it sounds like it would be rather painful to use - regifting is always good, and it sounds like you have a taker :)

Q:How do I repair the motor of the vacuum cleaner?

Turn the motor shaft or vibrating lever by hand. At this point, the motor shall keep the passage

Q:one of them automatic vacuum cleaners... what are they called and how much do they cost?

you must be stupid.