Q:A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;F*ck off!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any moneyand she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** all over her hallway carpet. quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.quot;quot;Well,she said, quot;I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.quot;

LOL...........Poor okorder

Q:Skimmers are machines like vacuum cleaners that pull up the oil from the surface of the water. The water must be calm in order for skimmers to be effective.

Skimmers are similar to vacuum cleaners, but instead of sucking up dirt from hard surfaces, they suck up oil from the surface of water. The water needs to be calm in order for skimmers to be effective.

Q:Here is the thing I know ALL dry vacuums (bag or filtered) loose air flow and never loose suction. What I noticed with dyson is, the quot;never loose suctionis more a copy right than technology patent. Why any vacuum company cannot claim no lose off air flow? Which what does the cleaning, not suction. the little shark vacuum (shaped like a football) never looses suction too. So can you show me a vacuum that looses suction?

You're right. Vacuum cleaners don't lose suction due to general usage and failure to clean filters. The only way it could happen is if the cleaner in question has a malfunction which causes the fans to turn at a reduced velocity, if a seal has developed a leak, broken fan blades etc. So to answer your question... No I can't.

Q:I need to buy a vacuum but I don't know what one I should get! Some help please?It needs to be able to go from carpet to hardwood. Actual Hardwood.And I would rather have bag less then bagged.Any suggestions?

Kirby is good and lasts forever, but uses a bag Rainbow is awesome, it vacuums into water, so you just dump it down the drain. I hear the cyclone ones aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Q:Is it true that jewish men hide money under their wives vacuum cleaners?

WHY WOUOLD THEY DO THAT..?I MEAN THA VAUUM WOULD SUCK UP THA MONEY INTO THE BAG AND THEN THEY WOULD THROW THE BAG AWAY..RIGHT.?

Q:i know what they are and what they look like, but how do you give someone one?and how long do they last?and why do people like them'?

you just suck or bite on their skin real hard. Depending on how easily the person bruises it could show up a lot or not at all, and the persons indidvidual healing time will depend on how long they last. Idk why people like em...they just do....i know i do;)

Q:Lawnmowers, vacuum cleaners, weird noises in general ect... ??? Thank you for answering.

Nothing annoys my Tibetan Mastiff mix. Like Greek said, my dog also has a sound-nerved temperament. My rescue APBT mix doesn't have as sound of a temperament. Although she has a better temperament than many of the purebreds I know, she is still afraid of the vacuum and she shuts down if you raise your voice at her, but only in the house. Outside, she doesn't give a rats *** if you yell.

Q:I have very long hair that sheds a lot. I have had two vacuum cleaners die on me in four years because the roller gets messed up from all the hair that winds around it. Anyone have any ideas of a good, upright, bag vacuum clean that has a roller that's easy to remove so I can clean it after every use?

I love this vacuum. The Sebo is almost $600 but I only paid $300 for the Flexamatic (and it's even more heavy duty..go figure). I've owned her for almost 6 years, run her nearly every day and have never had a problem. I have had to replace the brush once, but it pops out very easily for cleaning and changing. All you have to do is push a button, twist the edge off and it slides right out. And every time I change the filters and bag, it's like having a brand new machine. My vacuum has done all the things that I saw claimed by Dyson. It never loses suction and it can maneuver anywhere.

Q:??i know that my push lawnmower doesn't. you always have to push it forward to make it cut the lawn nicely. is it like the same thing with vacuum cleaners?

the suction stays the same, and are you sure there isn't anything wrong with your mower? Mine mows just fine, forward or backward since the blades are still spinning and doing the cutting. Perhaps you are lifting it slightly when you pull backwards so the blades aren't touching the lawn surface as well as when you go forward?

Q:Do I need to Vacuum up pet hair, etc before I use one of these Bissell Upright Steam Cleaners. I was going to purchase a new Bagless Bissell Pet Hair removal vacuum and the aile over I saw the Bissell Pro Heat cleaners for like 100 bucks more. Can I just get rid of my vacuum and use this steam cleaner instead or do you still need to vacuum before you clean. Or can I use steam cleaners without the water now and then just like a vacuum?

It really is tough to compare the two, I agree that Wade is a better leader and motivator than Lebron and actually had higher PPG than Lebron. Wade obviously has a weaker team surrounding him so it is very impressive how far they've come from last season. As far as the MVP is concerned you can't take the literal meaning of most valuable player. The NBA tends to give the award to the most valuable player on one of the top few teams in the league, and the Cavs had an incredible record this season, so by the NBA's standards Lebron deserves the award over Wade. I do think that Wade is more valuable to the Heat than Lebron is to the Cavs, because without Lebron the Cavs would still be a playoff team, but without Wade the Heat would be in last place like last year. That said ...both are amazing players and both are deserving of the award.