Q:I'm a naturist, I stay naked in my home, defecate in my garden and eat local animals... Why the complaints?

You should wear a metal chastity device to show your neighbors you have no intention on using your penis.

Q:Posted in Home Depot coupons they show a 20% coupon. How do you get to the coupon

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Q:Ive been planning my wedding for two years now I had changed my mind from a beach wedding to a garden wedding in June it's just a better time for us to get married. But anyways, what are the pros cons of a garden wedding? Thanks, good luck to you all :)

Pros: Beautiful scenery, often don't have to spend much money on decor, great for pictures, generally feels very romantic Cons: Weather, bugs, temperature, dirt, accessibility I had an outdoor wedding and an indoor reception, and it was lovely. But I do think there are some extra preparations that you have to make. For one thing, I made sure that my venue had a plan B in case of inclement weather. Another thing I made sure to check was that the musician had experience not just with setting up outside, but also with that specific venue. I made sure to let all of my guests know that the wedding would be outdoors and to dress accordingly. And by having an indoor reception they were able to get in from the heat after the ceremony was done. I also set out ice buckets filled with bottles of water for the guests to sip on while they were waiting for the ceremony to start. Some things, like rain, you can't really plan for. But make sure to take the general weather of each season into consideration. If you want an outdoor wedding, try to choose a time of year that won't be too rainy, too hot, or too cold where you live and you'll have a better chance of pulling it off.

Q:i watched last nights episode and saw the small is smart homes converted from old ship cargo boxes. ive googled 'small is smart homes' but i cant find it anywhere, ive also looked on the better homes and gardens website but had no luck!does anyone know how to to find one? thanks

Hi Georgina-- Things just haven't been updated yet. Keep your eyes on this sight…

Q:Most garden books I have seen in stores are for general gardening in places like New York or Illinois. I'm looking for a book that is for the year around gardening conditions here in California. Help please?

MASTER GARDENER TO THE RESCUE! Better know among western gardeners as the Garden Bible... The Sunset WESTERN GARDEN BOOK. Broken down into climate zone maps depict the west's 11 contiguous states, plus Alaska, Hawaii and southern Canada. Descriptions of more then 8,000 plants accompanied by color illustrations and photos, including tips on planting and care. This book has it all. A glossary defines common gardening terms, tips for special effects, alphabetical guide to gardening techniques and basic plant care and several garden trolls to do the hard work for you. Okay, I lied about the garden trolls, but the rest is true and there is even more! No home garden in the west should be without this book! Don't pay retail! Watch for sales in home garden centers where you can pick one up for around $20.00. It will be the best $20.00 you will ever spend for your garden!

Q:Let's pretend again.You have a unearned income which means you don't have to go to work. You are not rich, but it is enough to cover the bills and have a bit left over for fun.Would you prefer to be self sufficient or not?Would you love to stay at home full time to look after your garden, house and family?

If I had a proper job and then didn't have to go to work I wouldn't! I'd rather use that time to make my house gorgeous with interior design. DIY and gardening and cook lavish meals and spend more time looking after my pets. But to be honest I am kind of in this situation already! I work nearly full time as a jewellery and pet collar designer from home. So this way, I spend a lot more time looking after the pets, studying, drawing, painting, interior designing and playing music etc.

Q:Built by Aeronautic engineer by the name of Andrews.

If you have his full name google him Check BHG web site for back issues. google bhg 1980 feature homes. contact BHG for back issues. Good luck.

Q:I would love to join a community that would plan weekend activity to go to a member's house and do necessary repairs and yard work.I love gardening and want to learn to fix stuff around the house.I have worked with habitat for humanity and with a group in my church that goes out into the community and repair homes of the elderly.

I will trade you 1 hour of math tutoring services for 20 dollars.

Q:I really want a awesome garden so PLEASE!!!

broken leaves by no ability come back to green. yet you probably did no longer say the finished plant is ineffective so i think of purely the outer ones have been given frozen. they are going to enhance effective. purely discard the undesirable leaves. Did you plant veggie seeds or vegetation. If seeds, do no longer complication approximately them. If vegetation, you may throw a mattress sheet over them for any evening frosts. which will shrink injury a great deal. Fertilize heavily with balanced (eg 8-8-8 or 10-10-10) fertilizer, do no longer over-do it, water a million each week and you will want an attractive crop.

Q:i need something online (not to download) that i can just design the interior of a house. Just to get an idea of what i should do mine in. Everything from Furniture, to TV's, to wall decorations, to pictures. Including Bathroom countertops and paint. Carpet and wood flooring.can ANYONE help me?please and thank you

Here okorder / The better of the two is the second one. It is provided by Better Homes Gardens Magazine. It has tools that allow you to do all of the things you specify. The other link is to the About . com website that catagorizes and provides links to specific tools on the web. In this case, you will find links to various home design tools. Good luck with your projects.