Q:Did some of you expect me to repeat this:quot; Two leg good, four leg baaaaaaaaaaaaad quot;or was thatquot; Rich geek Americans with Chinese prostitutes GOOOOD, working Americans baaaaaad quot;

No but I bet you into the good massage once in a while

Q:WHat are your plans for the spring, Vacation, Gardening, buying a new home? Whats your agenda?

I have a new home, but it needs Gardens and Flowers and Fountains, and Trees and a Pond and a Patio and Planters and..............(anyone here do landscape design??) :) my poor husband.......

Q:I'm looking to buy Landscape Design software for DIY projects. I'm reading good things about Better Homes and Garden Home Design Suite and Punch! softwares. Anyone used them or have any recommendations for either, both, or something else?

Most of the software available, including Better Homes and Garden Suite, is tricky to use and really leaves you without any real plan. Honestly, I would recommend using good old fashioned pencil and paper to come up with your initial design. Or perhaps try the free Sketch-up software from Google. Just search for Google Sketch Up. Another idea might be to call your local community college and see if one of their design students might put something together for free as a resume' builder or perhaps a class project. Also, many nurseries will put together a professional design for free if you buy the plants from them. Hope that helps!

Q:Not sure of the year of the cookbook, but the recipe is not in any current Better Homes and Garden Cookbook or any I have found at the library. I believe the egg foo yung recipe was listed exactly as that. It contained cabbage, bean sprouts, celery, and green pepper. It included a sauce recipe. This is my huband's favorite recipe, and I have lost it. My cookbook fell apart and I operated from the loose page, knowing I should have attached it to something. Procrastination is an awful thing. Tomorrow is my husband's birthday and he always requests this recipe. I know I may be too late here and will have to punt tomorrow, but I would still like the original recipe, if possible. Thank you.

I make egg foo Young depending on how much you are making,usually I will crack at least one dozen of eggs into a bowl and set aside,Then cut up some onions,green peppers and add mushrooms and fry them in some oil.Then take some soya sauce and oyster sauce and salt and pepper and add this to your egg mixture.When the onions and peppers are finished being fried, I will stir fry shrimp and add everthing in large bowl including bean sprouts,mix together well and fry on a griddle that is hot .Serve over hot rice,with gravy.

Q:I tried all the online sites and they all revert back to the home depot web site. I need a coupon code today so I can buy my son a bed. thanks

I have these two: 20% OFF all Framed Art Coupon Code: No Code Needed Expires: Unknown 40 - 50% OFF Select Patio Furniture. Coupon Code: 3TM Expires: Unknown

Q:I need to have my vegetable garden watered while on vacation for about 5 days. I have looked on the internet and found people were using plastic bottles or jugs by filling a bottle with water and putting a needle size hole in the cap then sticking them into the ground a few inches down next to the plant. I've tried that, the water ran slow or it ran fast, like in one day the water was gone. I tried putting a needle hole in the bottom of the bottle and the water leaked out faster. I would ask someone to water my plants, but everyone will be gone that weekend. Got any other tips? Am I doing it the wrong way or what? Thank You to all who answers.

Joey B has the right idea but purchase a soaker hose instead.

Q:I have always loved garden and helpped my mother in hers all the time as a child. I have an screened porch and don't use it anyway so i wanted to start a garden.Where to start? What to buy to begin?

you can start with flat that you can buy ace hardware$5.00 seeds- tomato-beef steak peppers-wonder boy cauliflower,broccoli, cabbage-flat dutch, plant seeds by the end of february to have plants to transplant into pots /guide sticks good luck was a farmer for 20-years /greenhouse on site

Q:I have a small home garden. I planted some purple passion spinach. Its growing beautifully, and I have three plants. The problem is there are these little green caterpillars that are eating it all! I noticed it on a fee leaves a while ago but didn't mind a leaf here or there. But they are eating it all now. Today, I harvested leaves from the plants and I had to throw hlalf of them away!!! I picked all of the big leaves and removed all of the caterpillars (its growing in a container) and killed them, some I threw away with the leaves. What do I do? I really don't want to put a pesticide on my food. Is there an organic or home remedy I can use?? Also, they are not eating any of my other plants.

You could always introduce a predatory pest into your garden, such as lizards, frogs or wasps. That will control the caterpillar population for sure. Bacillus thuringiensis (BT) can be used for controlling caterpillars. It’s probably the number one way of getting rid of caterpillars. It’s a bacteria that infects and kills caterpillars by destroying the lining of the guts. It is effective only on caterpillars and will not harm anything else. Just spray on foliage and let them eat it. Be sure to buy BTK (the “K” stands for kurstaki).

Q:When I'm older, this is the kind of lifestyle I want to live (food wise) with this being mainly what I eat.I'm sure my other family members would eat from other sources besides what we would have there, but if not, could a large garden and hen coop of say 6 hens keep a family of 4 full every day? (I've never had a garden before but am definitely going to in the future, insight please.)

Well sure... our ancient ancestors had to do this. Hard to know what sort of land you'd need. You'd have to grow some root crops like potatoes, beets - stuff that keeps for a LONG time. And you'd have to dig a root cellar. So there would be a lot of careful calculation in surviving a winter on your garden and chickens alone. We're not used to doing that anymore because of stores and trucked-in food.

Q:How or where do I get these coupons? I'm gonna spend about 3000 on floor tiles and I'm gonna need it. I know that ebay has them, but where else could I find them?

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