Q:I'm a naturist, I stay naked in my home, defecate in my garden and eat local animals... Why the complaints?

Maybe because you are a pig and your yard stinks--sure wouldn't want to be your neighbor

Q:...and Yahoo believes this should go in Home Garden Cleaning Laundry? Well, I had a different spin cycle in mind, but...ok...

Jerk off.

Q:We have a big garden, and we often have a few of the neighbours' cats wandering around in it at any one time. My kitten is 10 weeks old and he's had his shot for cat flu, but not for cat AIDS or leukaemia (gets those in a couple of weeks). Is he old enough to be introduced to the garden? And if so, would it be safer to wait until he's vaccinated against AIDS, or doesn't it matter- I can't see how a kitten could get AIDS, to be honest. The vet said there was a lot of cases in our area though. Also, my mum's worried that if we let him out in the garden, the older cats from the local neigbourhood might think he's invading their territory and attack him. Would they do that?I'd like him to be a mostly outdoor cat, as we have a lovely garden but a very small house (and he's trashing it :P) He's very strong and vivacious so I'm not worried about him being afraid of the grass or anything (like my dog is lol)Thanks for your help! :D

Cats that live indoors live longer, healthier lives. Statistically, the life span of an indoor cat averages 12 to 14 years, whereas it is only about four years for the outdoor cat. More than 1 million outdoor cats are killed each year by dogs, traffic, and exposure to disease. In the long run, keeping your cat indoors will also save you money in vet bills. There are many risks that come with letting your cats roam free outside: - They have a much higher chance of catching diseases and other illnesses such as: Feline Leukemia (FeLV), Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP), Feline Herpes Virus (Rhinotracheitis), Feline Distemper, Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (FIV), rabies, tapeworm, ringworm, heart worm, hypothermia and urinary tract infection - Ingesting chemicals or poisons such as pesticides, home garden products and car/motor products - Getting fleas or ticks - Injury/death due to dangerous traffic - Eating poisonous spiders, insects or plants - Injury/death due to cruel humans, hunters or neighbors - Attacks from dogs, other cats or wild animals - Other accidental injuries - Getting lost or stolen

Q:I was wondering if anybody has heard of Home and Garden Party and if anybody was interested in a shopping spree!??

No, I haven't heard of a Home and Garden Party, and who wouldn't want a shopping spree.

Q:The Statistical Abstract of the United States gives the median size of a home garden as 663 square feet.

The government compliles statistics, numerical data, on how people live and a 663 sq ft garden is at the 50th percentile, half have larger gardens, half smaller.

Q:My son recently began sleeping through the night (or at least waking up, but not to eat). But I leak alot while he's sleeping, I leak through the lilypadz and regular breast pads. I even tried handtowels in my sleep bra. I tried wrapping tight with an ace bandage too. This happen to anyone else? How long did this last for you? Any advice? I don't want to wake up to pump (because, I can finally get sleep... if I don't have to wake up to change my shirt twice a night).PS highly amused that Y! wanted to put this in home garden: DIY

I know how you are feeling!! I always put down a regular towel (folded) underneath me on the bed and use the Gerber Extra Absorbant nursing pads, they work great. I also put handtowels in my shirt, it can get pretty uncomfortable. Other than those things, all I can say is that it will get better. Try pumping before you go to bed also.

Q:I am looking for other things that I can order out of besides Home Interiors *that have nice decorations*?

Try okorder

Q:My son found a stranded crab in the edge of a river. He brought it home and put it in the garden somewhere.The garden has a mango and an orange tree. It also has varied types of nature and flowers. I have seen it oftentimes trying to get into the house. Is it dangerous to have it there?

If you and your son have crabs I seriously don't think you should be looking after him. I don't want to here about your garden with the mango and oranges either. Disgusting

Q:Which microwave cooks fast and is very durable .

I would suggest Sharp.Work great durable.

Q:Will it be safe to eat the stuff we are going to grow? It seems weird to me. We are doing a veggie/fruit garden over my mom's house and she wants to put quot;organic fertilizerquot; (POOP!) in the dirt. What is the proper way to do this? This is the first time I've grown anything so any tips would be helpful! Thanks!

Manure needs to be well composted, then tilled or spaded into the soil before planting either sets or seeds. It is a least as sterile as the soil you are mixing it with! It is one of the best fertilizers out there for a small garden. Composted manure smell like good rich soil, not like poop by the way. Composting also kills the weed seeds that may be in it too. If you can't find composted manure yourself you can buy it most places that sell vegetable plants and seeds. Bert