Q:two lovers in bed

man and wife are lying in bed reading. the man farts really loud and says touchdown, 7 points. The wife replieswhat are you doing? The man says Playing fart football, ya wanna play? The wife agrees to play and minutes later, she cuts one and says touchdown, 7 points, tie game. A few minutes later, the man cuts another good one and says touchdown, 7 points. not to be outdone, the wife strains and cuts a small one, so she says fieldgoal 3 points.14 - 10, you are winning. The man strains and strains and shits himself and his side of the bed, but says nothing. after a minute, the wife smells it and says to the man What was that? The man says Half-time, switch sides

Q:I'm moving and I am looking into purchasing a new bed... I think a water bed would be fun....?

Too heavy and some places won't allow them anymore. Try one of the air mattresses instead. Much more comfortable to sleep on. Some are high and you don't even need a bed frame. Saw them at Big Lots yesterday for $50.00.

Q:How to choose the steel for the skeleton bed?

Steel pipe：A, iron frame around with steel pipe material for heat, namely: after heat treatment, flexible, soft, strong toughness.B, the middle frame with steel material for cold, namely: without heat treatment, hard texture, easy to deformation, strong bearing capacity.C, iron frame around pipes for specifications: 30*30mm pipe, wall thickness of 1.0mm.D, the middle frame folding bed frame tubing specifications: 30*30mm, wall thickness 0.9mm. Two parallel.

Q:I just bought a new puppy...I needed a bed for him does anyone know where I can buy a bed online for a reasonable price aka cheap lol?

We all always find our commodities which are cheap prices but i choose best quality, longer lasting and good looking commodities. Dogs always like to sleep in a soft bed as they feel comfortable in it. So before buying dog beds quality and comfort ability should be given priority.

Q:I want to find some cute bedding that will last me until college. Doesn't need to be a certain color but I want it from a well-known store.

My bestfriend is obsessed with that site.

Q:My Chihuahua/Basset Hound Mix has chewed every dog bed he's gotten. I need a chew proof dog bed! Thanks!

A local shelter near my area uses Patented Kuranda Dog Beds, the beds are chew resistant as they like to call them. The dogs love them.

Q:Buy dogs beds Easy

My dogs prefer MY bed, but that's not an option for them. That doesn't stop them from asking though :) LOL My dogs are chewers so nice fluffy beds don't last long. I give them blankets towels now. If it has my scent on it, they love it even more. I always catch my border collie sleeping on my clothes if I leave them on the floor beside my bed. I guess it's like a security blanket for her. My dogs have always napped on my clothes, I've started just leaving them on the floor because I knew it comforted them.

Q:What is the square meter of a queen size bed?

Queen Size Bed In Meters

Q:What's this worm that sleeps out at night?

The gap of housing bedstead, Brown shed, mosquito nets, mats, furniture and equipment are the main habitat of bugs, in serious violations, cracks in walls, floors, doors and windows, etc. the gap between the rail were found in the feces, bug trace habitat also has many common brown.

Q:i wet the bed and i want to know what the best diaper is for bed wetting?

Race car diapers work good to for kids 8 and up