Q:The Vacuum Salesman A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.Good morning, said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.quot;The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.quot;

Poor salesman! I hope he came up with a plan B. Lol

Q:I have a house cleaning business, we clean 2 homes a day and after buying 14 vacuum cleaners in the past 2 years I am done with spending money on vacuums that don't hold up or are 2 heavy or have so many filters to clean that you spend your evenings doing that. Does anyone have any suggestions on what vacuum we should buy? Just like you the house's we clean have an array of flooring, wood, tile, oriental rugs, carpet.Please help with your experience Thanks!!

Kirby, they are the best you can buy. Yeah they are expensive, but in the ned they are worth all your money. they can do a demonstration in your house and everything.. You can even make payments like a hundred dollars a month if that's what you want. they are awesome. Google them and get set up with one of their rep's today. Good luck

Q:My neighbor recently told me in secret that he got body lice (crabs) from a one night stand about 3 or so weeks ago at a party. The other night he asked to borrow my vacuum cleaner because he was having guests over and his wasn't working properly. Do you think if I get it back it will bring the crabs over to my house? His house is very messy and very dirty. What should I do? Should I just let him keep it for fear of the little critters moving in on me and my daughter? HELP!!!

let him keep it because he is just sick any way really don't think you can get them from that but let hen keep it

Q:Hi there - I've been given an OLD Elextrolux vacuum cleaner (a canister one) that seems to have lost some suction...and I'm wondering if it would be worth it to get it fixed? I do realize this is more of an opinion question...My main concern is not spending as much $$ to get this vacuum fixed as it would to buy a new vacuum! Thanks.

Most probably,it depends if you can get the parts,i would buy a new one and you could sell the old one to a collector of antique vacuum cleaners You have had a blo*dey good run out of it 50 years

Q:Especially that guy who sells vacuum cleaners.

I have always felt this way too!! I think it's because most Europeans are that way and brought up that way. Because not only do they sound that way...they are that way! Especially to Americans because they think we are so uncultured. Im so sick of Europeans acting this way. At least we do it fake! haha

Q:I have bought several vacuum cleaners for wood floor and carpet. But non satisfied me. It seems like I just push the pet hair around the room floor with my vacuum cleaner. Please help me which brand is the best for pet vacuum cleanaer?

I have the same problem and bought a phillips animal care vacuum,this works well for me only thing is you have to empty it at least every 2 days for it to work well. It has a turbo brush which is great on carpets and another brush for hard floors.

Q:Are there any quiet, but effective vacuums cleaners on the market. What brands?

Get a Roomba robotic floor cleaner. I love mine. It does a great job and really isnt that noisey. Oh, I did I say it does it all by its self.

Q:PleasePlug in Vacuum Cleanerswhen finished

porfavor si pueden enchufar las aspiradoras cuando terminen.

Q:We have a Dirt Devil vacuum currently that we've had forever. It's fantastic but I'm wanting to replace it finally. I'd like a steamer/shampooer but obviously don't need to do that weekly. I'd prefer not to have to purchase both a vacuum and a steamer. Is there an affordable alternative which can do both?Thank you!

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Q:Which suck worse: leeches or vacuum cleaners?

I bet a vacuum cleaner could suck out more blood than a leech. If you put it on a cut.