Q:can anyone recommend a good lightweight vacuum cleaner for a fair price on the internet?

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Q:A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;, quot;I'mbroke!and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the doorand pushed it wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got adamned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity thismorning.quot;What part of broke do you not understand?

Nice one! A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis. The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list! He replies, Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it.

Q:My vacuum has the ability to fill air matresses, so all that I need is an entention to fill a sport ball. I'd rather that over an electric ball pump because they're priced at $60+ and probably not as good!

No. You could rig something though. Do you have 100 balls to fill or something? It takes very little time to fill a ball by hand.

Q:What do you call the type of person who buys a vacuum cleaner to use it once and then returns it?

I will call him wise man.These vacuum cleaners are good for nothing in Mumbai where we have small houses .It is good to try it once of twice.It occupies lot of space,and not suitable.

Q:I am looking for a quality 120V compact vacuum cleaner max. $200. I need a good quality one with lots of suction power(the car socket vacuums are garbage). I have a Rainbow but hate dragging the $2000 machine around the garage and having to refill the water is a pain. I need a vacuum where the nozzles are plastic or non metal since I have 2 BMWs with leather seats and am very careful not to nick or scratch plastic or leather parts. I also want there to be different sized nozzles for the carpet, between the seats, leather seams, ect.. I heard Metropolitan is good. Any suggestions welcome, thanks.

You paid $2,000 for a vacuum cleaner? OMG, are you that dense and gullible? I cannot find this brand you mention with any models costing $2,000. Something smells here. There are no devices that you describe. If you have this kind of money to spend ask locally as to a shop vacuum cleaner that is easy to use, has the tools you want and select what works for you. But, Dude, someone ripped you off as to a $2,000 vacuum cleaner. Look in the mirror.

Q:Poll: Sitting here with only a towel on. Sexy or not?

Considering from your picture that you're just Jesus on a piece of toast, I would conclude not.

Q:I am planning to start working for Rainbow vacuum. Any warning that I should know about? Any helpful hints? Anything?

The vacuum cleaners are hard enough to sell in a normal economy. In a lousy economy like what we have now, the job is vene more difficult. Folks don't buy a $1300 vacuum just because. They have to be fully convinced it is worth the money. It is very heavy, especially with the water in it, and you should not try to dismiss objections about carrying it up down stairs - that is really not recommended, and not to be advised because of the risk of injury. They either empty the unit of water, and refill on the second floor, or they buy a second system for the second floor - and you can double your sales! If you every find such a customer, give them a good discount on the second system, OK? Good Luck; but in case things are slow, I suggest you have another part time job ready.

Q:what is green light for on heritage II vacuum cleaners?

your unit is full?

Q:Every time I vacuum in my house, my dog comes running over, apparently all excited because I brought out the vacuum cleaner. But then if you bring it within 2 feet of her, she backs away. She always seems half afraid of it, half interested in it. I'm pretty sure a lot of dogs behave strangely when there's a vacuum cleaner around. But why?

It's probably the loud noise combined with the movement. After lots of training, my dog has finally learned to just stay away from it while it's on, instead of jumping in front of it and barking :)

Q:chased around by giant vacuum cleaners?

No, all dogs go to heaven