Q:A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any moneyand she proceeded to close the door.

Not sure if this is a question?? I've done the same thing. They drive me crazy!

Q:My mother needs a new vacuum. I told her I'd research for her. She's 84 and doesn't use a computer.

Dyson, okorder

Q:My husband has really long, really strong hair. We've killed quite a few vacuum cleaners with his hair (the hair wraps around the spinny thing and inevitably breaks the motor). Because of this, I'm assuming I can't get that kind of vacuum cleaner: stand up vacuum with the spinning brush. What type and/or brand of vacuum should I get?

What ever brand you purchase, take a little responsibility, trim the hair from the roller brush on occasion, with a scissors, and yank it out.

Q:What are the matters needing attention in vacuum cleaners?

When using a vacuum cleaner, be sure to pack the filter bag so that dust does not enter the motor room

Q:Or would 2 vacuum cleaners produce the same volume of noise as just 1 vacuum cleaner? but just more consistently? ie. the same volume of noise, but just more of it. Assume the vacuum cleaners are of equal distance and they are the same model.Some analogy could be made when you touch one hotplate with one hand and another hotplate with the other hand. Touching the second hotplate doesn't mean that you are receiving heat that is twice as hot, you would just be receiving twice the amount of heat.Or is noise more like light, where two light bulbs do equal more light.

no it wont be twice as loud. noise is rated by decibles and every time the noise is doubled, the decible reading goes up 1 decible

Q:Or did they convert to Vacuum Cleaners?

All that broomstick stuff was a lie promulgated by early Christianity. They actually flew on yarrow stalks. Nowadays they use Monsanto GM corn stalks for preference. Gotta move with the times. ;)

Q:They were invented to suck dirt and dust anyway, right ? Geez !! And why did mine have to break ????

sometimes broken vacuum cleaners can be fixed...

Q:i hate them i hate them!!!!!! they are so annoying, and i have to leave the house everytime my maid vacuums the place.

Don't hate them, but hate the need for them!

Q:PleasePlug in Vacuum Cleanerswhen finished

Please= porfavor. plug in a vacuum cleaners=tapón en los limpiadores de una aspiradora. When finished=cuando esté terminado. Here a lil help 4 u: plug=tapón en=on/in vacuum=aspiradora cleaners=limpiadores when=cuando finished=terminado Good luck

Q:No central air or heat, so in winter windows are cracked and in summer windows are screened but opened. I bought the air purifier to help with allergies and after 2 nights it does seem to help, but think I need to go back and get the larger one. This one is for room 10 x 12 and my room is 16 x 13 and is connected to kitchen with no dividing door. Am I fighting a losing battle, or will this unit help pretty bad allergies (I think mostly to dust)? Would love to hear your experiences.P.S. I bought the Holmes brand with Hepa type filter.Thank you.

Air okorder /... (just found this, we didn't record it). I hope this helps.